Our Turn

Hey, we are M2’s little brothers. M2 seems to be tie up and cannot write today, so we took it upon ourselves to write four him. Again, we like to mention that M2 is literally tie up and cannot write. O.K. readers, here we go.
We know that M2 has been writing about activates that involve us. The information he wrote was true, but here what was truly going on from our views.
His first every blog post, he wrote about the wrestling matches we had with him. Yes, he did win the two matches and lost one match, but in the post he did not give all the details of the matches. He said that we were hitting him with cheap shots and low blow, but that is wrong. He was the one throwing elbows and cheap shots.
His next post about his precious Wii was totally taken out of context. He was the one who bothering us that we had to retaliate back. So we did something unthinkable and pull one of the cords to see how he would react. Unfortunately, the game did fall, but he was the one who started it.
The post about flush, what flushing. Sometimes he never flushed just to annoy us, so we decided to get even. We had the smallest of us use the bathroom and not flush just to see how he likes it. Oh boy was he pisses off. He was yelling and screaming as if he did not expect it. Wow, what a loser.
The most recent post on his blog about finding us dinner is a lie. We had to beg and beg for him to get his butt off the couch and make us something. He was so into March Madness that even if we make one sound, he would look at us with this evil stare that would send chills down our spins. Even when he trying to find us some food, he was constantly complaining and complaining about what a drag we are to him.
Everything M2 write may be true only from his perspective. Don’t trrr…

Dinner

Finding dinner for four younger brothers at home is something. I was babysitting my younger brothers, and they were nagging me about food. They wanted food, and they wanted it right now. Food!
First, we were supposed to have noodles with pork but there was a problem. The pork we thought we had were just big pieces of lard and that is just not good eats. We look and looked in the freezer for anything plausible but nothing was found. The noodles we had was just a few strings of rice noodles. Not enough for the whole family.
Since we could not have noodles with pork, we try having fried rice. Two problems emerged. One, there was no eggs, and two, the rice we had stinks. I know in some Asian cultures people like stinky food, but I’m not really into my culture and hate stinky food. That proposal went down the drain.
Next, we thought about ordering out. Again, we ran into problems. We did not have enough money for all of us, and everyone wanted different things. Someone wanted pizza, one wanted Chinese food and others wanted something else. We could not come to a consensus decision and no money to buy anything.
After that idea failed, we try asking my older brother for some money or food. He just laugh and said, “Find your own food; I’m not your A.T.M. machine or maid.” We were hungry and desperate for anything.
Thank god my parents finally walk into the house and brought some food. There was some fried-rice, noodles with pork and some noodle soups. We quickly ran towards the door and grab the feast out of my parent’s hand.
We quickly open everything and dig in.

Wii Better

On my previous post, Mad As Hell, my Wii fell and I was about to explode. I wrapped up all the cords, dust the game and stuffed everything back into the Wii packaging. I hid the Wii in the back of my closet where I knew no one could find. I left the room to blow some steam and cool off.
It has been about a week and days now. I feel better much better. My brothers are a little scared and afraid of me, but that in itself is a good thing.
I took out my Wii from the back closet. Plug in all the cords, wire and controls. I inserted the Super Smash game back into the Wii. I was so nervous that it would not work and I would have to wait a longer period before I could get a new one. To my surprise, the Wii worked perfectly just like the day I bought it.
I play and play the Wii until I was bored. I know I should not let them play the Wii again, but in my heart of heart, I know that they feel bad for what they did. I know that they would never ever do anything like that again.
I asked them if they wanted to play with me again. As soon as I asked them, they were ecstatic. They could not believe that I would allow them to even touch the game ever again.
On this day and night, we could not stop playing Super Smash Brawl.

Please Flush

Is it customary to flush the toilet after you’re done, right?
Well, my little brother, Nhia, does not understand that. Every single time he uses the toilet he never ever flushes. I mean never ever flush. I have no explanation for this.
Last night, he was using the toilet. This time it was not a number 1 but a number 2. Again, he did not flush the toilet.
After he was done, he went somewhere else to play toys with my other brothers. I apparently did not notice who used the toilet before. So I strolled down to the bathroom to use the toilet. As I approach the door, I could see something disturbing. This image can never be burn from my mind. It will stick in their forever.
It did not look good. I closed my eyes and walked slowly towards the toilet. At the scene of the toilet, I noticed that it was the apparent remnants of last night dinner. I quickly flushed away the stuffs. There was too much stuff for one flush, so I did a second flush.
It is all gone and never to be seen again. Thank you.
A little reminder: please flush, please just flush, please!

Mad As Hell

I am steaming. I do not know what the heck to do. I feel like my head is boiling and ready to explode like a volcano. I’ll tell you what made me so hot headed.
Last night, my brothers and I were playing Super Smash Brother Brawls for the Wii. I was kicking their butts as usually, and they were teaming up against me as usually. I always get the joy of whopping their ass all over the floor, but last night was different.
I knocked out all three of them in one super move. They could not believe what I have done. They were yelling and cursing at the game. All of the sudden, I hear this loud thunderous sound. It was my Wii falling to the ground. Apparently, my brothers were such sore loser that they yanked one of the cords from the Wii so hard that it caused it to fell. I could not do anything as I was in a state of shock.
My body felt like it was stuck. I could not move. I felt the blood rushing to my head, my heart beating beyond belief and my hand starting to sweat profusely. I started to boil over with rage, anger and aggression. I felt like killing each and every person in the room (I did not literally kill them).
After that thought came into my mind, I yell for everyone to leave. “Get the F------ out of this room.”
As soon as they left, I went to pick up my game. I unplugged everything, put everything away and try to cool off.
As of right now, I do not know if anything is broken, damage or what else. All I know is that, I will need a few days to cool off.

Friday Night Fights

It is Friday night fights. Friday the 13th has been designated as wresting day. Three matches are planned, two one-on-one match and handicaps match.
Participants are Mao M, Npos, Ger, Kou and Nhia. In one corner we have Mao Moua, 5 foot 8 and 250 pounds. In the other corner we have Npos, Ger, Kou and Nhia, weigh in at a combine weight of 500 lbs.
Let get ready to rumble!
First match is a one-on-one match between Mao and Nhia. We have Nhia here at 3 foot and 75 lbs against someone who is clearly larger and taller than he is. What is Nhia suppose to do? Nhia starts out with a kick to the mid section, than a poke in the eyes and finish with a low blow. Ohhhhhhhh…No good, Mao is just too good. Mao counters with a submission move. 1, 2 and 3, match over.
Next match pins Mao in a handicap match against Ger and Kou. How is Ger and Kou suppose to take down the monstrous creature they call Mammoth? Ger and Kou starts the match was a flurry of punches to the mid section and head. Ger connects with a left hook to the abs while Kou connects with an upper cut to the face. Mao is down and out. No, he is getting up and counter with sweeping leg kicks. Down goes Ger and down goes Kou. 1, 2 and 3, match over. Winner is Mao.
Main event pins Mao against his biggest rival and younger brother, Npos. They call Npos the direst players ever to come from the wrestling house of M’s. This is going to be Mao third match in one night and he looks exhausted. Mao starts the match with an arm lock in the corner. No good, the direst player counters with a kick to a mid section and a low blow. Npos adds on with a flurry of punches and kicks to both the face and mid section. Npos lands his deadliest hit, the crouching tiger hidden monkey fist right on Mao’s faces. Mao is complete knock out. 1, 2, 3…Ding ding, winner Npos Moua. This is the worst defeat ever for Mao.