Please Flush

Is it customary to flush the toilet after you’re done, right?
Well, my little brother, Nhia, does not understand that. Every single time he uses the toilet he never ever flushes. I mean never ever flush. I have no explanation for this.
Last night, he was using the toilet. This time it was not a number 1 but a number 2. Again, he did not flush the toilet.
After he was done, he went somewhere else to play toys with my other brothers. I apparently did not notice who used the toilet before. So I strolled down to the bathroom to use the toilet. As I approach the door, I could see something disturbing. This image can never be burn from my mind. It will stick in their forever.
It did not look good. I closed my eyes and walked slowly towards the toilet. At the scene of the toilet, I noticed that it was the apparent remnants of last night dinner. I quickly flushed away the stuffs. There was too much stuff for one flush, so I did a second flush.
It is all gone and never to be seen again. Thank you.
A little reminder: please flush, please just flush, please!

Mad As Hell

I am steaming. I do not know what the heck to do. I feel like my head is boiling and ready to explode like a volcano. I’ll tell you what made me so hot headed.
Last night, my brothers and I were playing Super Smash Brother Brawls for the Wii. I was kicking their butts as usually, and they were teaming up against me as usually. I always get the joy of whopping their ass all over the floor, but last night was different.
I knocked out all three of them in one super move. They could not believe what I have done. They were yelling and cursing at the game. All of the sudden, I hear this loud thunderous sound. It was my Wii falling to the ground. Apparently, my brothers were such sore loser that they yanked one of the cords from the Wii so hard that it caused it to fell. I could not do anything as I was in a state of shock.
My body felt like it was stuck. I could not move. I felt the blood rushing to my head, my heart beating beyond belief and my hand starting to sweat profusely. I started to boil over with rage, anger and aggression. I felt like killing each and every person in the room (I did not literally kill them).
After that thought came into my mind, I yell for everyone to leave. “Get the F------ out of this room.”
As soon as they left, I went to pick up my game. I unplugged everything, put everything away and try to cool off.
As of right now, I do not know if anything is broken, damage or what else. All I know is that, I will need a few days to cool off.

Friday Night Fights

It is Friday night fights. Friday the 13th has been designated as wresting day. Three matches are planned, two one-on-one match and handicaps match.
Participants are Mao M, Npos, Ger, Kou and Nhia. In one corner we have Mao Moua, 5 foot 8 and 250 pounds. In the other corner we have Npos, Ger, Kou and Nhia, weigh in at a combine weight of 500 lbs.
Let get ready to rumble!
First match is a one-on-one match between Mao and Nhia. We have Nhia here at 3 foot and 75 lbs against someone who is clearly larger and taller than he is. What is Nhia suppose to do? Nhia starts out with a kick to the mid section, than a poke in the eyes and finish with a low blow. Ohhhhhhhh…No good, Mao is just too good. Mao counters with a submission move. 1, 2 and 3, match over.
Next match pins Mao in a handicap match against Ger and Kou. How is Ger and Kou suppose to take down the monstrous creature they call Mammoth? Ger and Kou starts the match was a flurry of punches to the mid section and head. Ger connects with a left hook to the abs while Kou connects with an upper cut to the face. Mao is down and out. No, he is getting up and counter with sweeping leg kicks. Down goes Ger and down goes Kou. 1, 2 and 3, match over. Winner is Mao.
Main event pins Mao against his biggest rival and younger brother, Npos. They call Npos the direst players ever to come from the wrestling house of M’s. This is going to be Mao third match in one night and he looks exhausted. Mao starts the match with an arm lock in the corner. No good, the direst player counters with a kick to a mid section and a low blow. Npos adds on with a flurry of punches and kicks to both the face and mid section. Npos lands his deadliest hit, the crouching tiger hidden monkey fist right on Mao’s faces. Mao is complete knock out. 1, 2, 3…Ding ding, winner Npos Moua. This is the worst defeat ever for Mao.